WISH I HAD A TROUBADOUR Wish I had a troubadour sitting by my knee, Playing stately rhythms of the ancient balladry. If I had a troubadour, I'd signal with my hand And he would sing for you, He would sing for you until you'd smile. Wish I had a castle clown with bells upon his hat. Doing tricks and somersaults, you'd have to laugh at that. If I had a castle clown, I'd call him to your side, And he'd do tricks for you, He'd do tricks for you until you'd smile. Wish I had a wind I'd bring it by, A gentle western wind to dry your eyes. A southern wind to keep you from your crying, I'm still trying. Wish I had a Royal Ballet, to summon at my will. Dancing by the candle light, some lovely old quadrille. If I had a Royal Ballet I'd signal with a nod, And they would dance for you, They would dance for you until you'd smile. Wish I had a wind I'd bring it by, A gentle western wind to dry your eyes. A southern wind to keep you from your crying, I'm still trying. Wish I had a troubadour sitting by my knee, Playing stately rhythms of the ancient balladry. If I had a troubadour, I'd signal with my hand And he would sing for you, He would sing for you until you'd smile.