Little Bitty Gun

(Tom Paxton)

        I've got a little bitty gun on the table
        Right by my little bitty bed
        Though it's really very cute
        How you hold the thing to shoot
        Is too much for my little bitty head
        I love my little bitty pistol
        It's the pride of my little bitty room
        And the gun shoots little bitty bullets 
        When the little bitty gun goes 'boom'

How I love my husband, he takes care of me
He'll take care of all of you - you'll just wait and see
When he has to go away, nights are long and black
If the bad man comes around I'll shoot his lights out, Jack

Now we're in the White House, won't we dance till dawn
Turning loose some Welfare folks on the White House lawn
You bring your little pistol, I'll bring my pistol, too
We'll fire our pistols at their feet - they'll dance for me and you