TROUBLE I’M IN Ralph McTell Oh the trouble I’ve found is the trouble I’m in The judgment goes out when the whiskey goes in Chorus: The trouble I’ve found is the trouble I’m in It happens over and over and over and over again What keeps a man out late at night Get back home and curse his wife Chorus What makes a man throw a punch at his friend Judgment goes out when the whiskey goes in Chorus There’s one little question I’ve got to ask Does an ugly girl get prettier by the glass Chorus What makes a man think he can race the law When he’s got a Ford and they got Jaguars Chorus One for the road for my friend Wake up in the morning say never again Chorus