HARRY Ralph McTell If Harry goes back to Guyana Some of the ladies will surely cry If Harry goes back to Guyana Some of the ladies will surely cry. Chorus: They say don’t go Don’t go to Guyana Don’t listen to them That may be telling you to They say don’t go Don’t go to Guyana For what would them old ones What would them old folks What would them old folks do? 1b Whose strong arms would carry them down To the bathroom and slip off their dressing gown? Whose warm voice would soothe their fears? A little tea and sympathy in the fading years. 2a If Harry go back to Guyana There’ll be silence in the old men’sroom If Harry go back to Guyana There’ll be silence in the old men’s room. Chorus 2b Who is it turning the old men on He give them something to smoke With their old Holborn Who is it telling them romantic lies? Put a little spark back into tired old eyes.