TROUBLE I'M IN Ralph McTell Oh the trouble I've found is the trouble I'm in The judgement goes out when the whiskey goes in The trouble I've found is just the trouble I'm in It happens over and over and over and over again. What keeps a man out late at night Get back home and curse his wife Chorus What makes a man throw a punch at his friend Judgement goes out when the whiskey goes in Chorus There's one little question I've got to ask Does an ugly girl get prettier every glass Chorus What makes a man think he can race the law When he's got a Ford and they got Jaguars The trouble I've found is just the jail I'm in It happens over and over and over and over again. It's one for the road for my friend Wake up in the morning say never again Chorus